5 best hindi non veg jokes

Lover: Darling Tum Chaddi kyon nahi pahenti?
Lady: Mere husband ko maine VACHAN de rakha hai kiy..
usske alawa kisi ke bhi samne Chaddi nahi utaarungi...
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Rohit ki gf doctor ke paas gayi aur boli: meri chut me mobile chala gaya hai aur char din se vibration mode me hai..
Doctor: achchha mai ise nikaal deta hu..
Ladki: Nikalwana nahi hai, Only battety charge karwana hai..
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Santa Ki Wife Tours & Travels Magazine Padhte Hue Boli.

Wife: “Is Baar 2nd Honeymoon Ke Liye Greece Try Karen”

Santa: “Kyo? Sarson Ke Tel Mein Kya Kharabi Hai“

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Hathi bola Chiti se: Puri Dharti par mere jitna saktiman aur budhdhiman prani koi nahi. 
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Chiti (Apni chaddi utari): Le bhosdi k to meri GAND Maar k Bata

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