गब्बर सिंग के पैदा होते ही उसकी माँ ने
बहुत मारा ..
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लोगो ने पुछा क्यो मार रही हो ...??
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माँ बोली -- कमिना पुछ रहा है,"कितने
आदमी थे ..?
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विध्यार्थी 1- सर मैंने homework नहीं किया।
हिंदी अध्यापक - मातृ संभोगी, योनि निकसित, मेरी ओर आगमन कर।
विध्यार्थी 1- क्या बोला ये?
विध्यार्थी 2- सर कह रहे हैं...'मादरचोद, भोसड़ीवाले इधर आ'...!!
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Ladke Wale:Ladki Kuchh Karti Bhi Hai ?
Ladki Ki Maa :subha Nashte Mein 2 Parathe Dopehr 4 Roti
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Raat Me 2 Plate Biryani Kha Ke Theek
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10 Bje
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।
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TATTI Karti Hai.
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Nunni Choti Hone Ki Wajah Se Maa Apne Bete Ko Shahar Ke Sxx Related Bade Doctor Ke Pas Le Gayi
Doctor Ne Dekhne Ke Baad Maa Ko Salah Di.
Doctor: “Isko Roj Subha Nashte Mein Ek Apple Jarur Diya Karo”
Agle Din Nashte Ki Table Pe Bade Sare Seb Pade Dekh Kar Bache Ne Hairan Hote Hue Maa Se Puchha
Bachha: “Ye Sare Mere Liye Hai?”
Maa: “Nahi, Tum Sirf Ek Khao Baki Tumhare Daddy Ke Liye Hai“
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Shadi Ki Raat Dulhan Se Dulha Ne Poocha:
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Jaan Muh Dikhayi Kitne Dun.?
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DULHAN:
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(Sharmaty Huwe)
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Boli:
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Janu jee Waise Tou Main,
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Muh Dekhayi
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Rs-100
Nuth Utarwayi
Rs-150
Shirt Utarwayi
Rs-200
Brazer Utarwai
Rs-250
Shalwar Utarwayi
Rs-300
Chummi Karwayi
Rs-350
Mutth Lagwayi
Rs-450
Chussa Lagwayi
Rs-500
Ghorri Banwayi
Rs-700
Taangen Uthwayi
Rs-800
Kuss Pharwayi
Rs-1200
Leti Hon Per Aap Shohar Ban Gaye Ho Es Liye Puray Package K,
4000/= De Dena
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Ek Bar Ek Political Rally Mein Santa Ko Police Ne Pakad Liya Aur Khub Jamkar Pityai Kari
Baad Mein Logo Ne Jab Reason Pucha To Santa Rote Hue Bola.
“Udhar Ek Ladki Apni Chati Pe Sticker Laga Ke Ghoom Rahi Thi “Press” Bus Maine Waha Se Press Kar Diya.”
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Monu Ne Ek Din Apni Patni Se Bade Pyar Se Puchha
Monu: “Darling, Tumhara Kabhi Dil Nahi Chahta Ke Tum Mard Hoti”
Patni Ne Bhi Bada Pyara Jawab Diya
Patni: “Kyun Aaj Tumhara Gand Marvane Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai Kya?“
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Beta: Papa Muje 1 Bhai Chahiye Aaj aur Abhi,
Papa: Beta is Kaam me 9Mahine Lagte hai,
BETA: Aap to CONTRACTOR ho 5-6 admi laga do Jaldi Ho jayega
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Ek Teacher Chumban Ka Virodh Karte Hue Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Thha
Teacher: “Jab Koi Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Kiss Karti Hai To Woh Apne Munh Se Dusre Ke Munh Mein 40,000 Kitanu Transfer Karti Hai Aur Iska Koi Ilaj Nahi Hai.”
Sab Bache Khamosh Ho Gaye Aur Darr Gaye, Par Apne Pappu Ko Pata Thha Ki Teacher Chutiya Kaat Raha Hai, Kuch Soch Ke Bola.
Pappu: “Sir, Iska Ilaaj Hai.”
Teacher Hairan Ho Gaya: “Kya Ilaaj Hai?”
Pappu: “Sir Simple, Uska Chumban Usko Wapis De Do
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Pati Apni Patni Ki Bra Khol Kar Left Boobs Ke Uppar Ek Batak Bana Kar Bola.
Pati: “Main Teen-Chaar Din Ke Liye Bahar Ja Raha Hoon, Agar Mujhe Aane Pe Ye Batak Nahi Dikhi To Teri Kher Nahi?”
Do Din Baad Patni Apne Boyfriend Ko Bula Leti Hai Aur Tasalli Bhaksh Chudvati Hai,
Par Is Thoka Thukayi Ke Chakkar Mein Batakh Mitt Jati Hai.
To Jaldbazi Mein Boy-Friend Ne Uske Right Boob Pe Batkah Bana Di.
Agle Din Uska Pati Ghar Vaapis Aata Hai Aur Aate Hi Uske Kapde Utaar Ke Boobs Check Karta Hai Aur Right Pe Batkah Ko Dekh Ke Gusse Se Bolta Hai
Pati: “Ye Right Pe Kaise Aa Gayi?”
Patni Muskurate Hue Boli: “Ji Wo Main Naha Rahi Thi To Tairte-Tairte Left Se Right Mein Aa Gayi Hogi
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